Clint Eastwood drives...

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 09/07/2016 at 09:43 • Filed to: None

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“we just had one guy who was like ‘yeeeesssss’”

I’m going to assume it was an opponaut in Jimmy’s crowd that night :D

crowmolly > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 09:49

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Takuro Spirit > crowmolly 09/07/2016 at 09:54

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Of COURSE is has humongous door edge guards.

crowmolly > Takuro Spirit 09/07/2016 at 09:55

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In his defense, 90's paint is fragile as hell

DipodomysDeserti > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 09:55

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Clint Eastwood looks and acts like a reanimated corpse. I bet he hasn’t driven the Typhoon in thirty years, but that’s the first car he could remember owning.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DipodomysDeserti 09/07/2016 at 09:59

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He’s actually a lich. A lich who bound himself to this world with dark film-making magic.

Shift24 > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 10:01

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I actually would have never guessed that. I mean it’s very basic interior and exterior wise (other than a body kit) which make sense for Eastwood and the motor is a 5.7L missing 2 cylinders but its turboed and AWD? Didn’t see that coming but nice to know the legend still great taste. Wonder 2 tone or solid?

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 09/07/2016 at 10:02

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You can’t see at this angle but they have huge orange reflectors on the back edge.

Takuro Spirit > crowmolly 09/07/2016 at 10:05

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As is 90's GM steel.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 09/07/2016 at 10:06

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I can almost make out the curb feelers hiding in the shadows...

MonkeePuzzle > Shift24 09/07/2016 at 10:06

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crowmolly posted a picture in another comment of what appears to be him with his, 2 toned.

Mattbob > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 10:09

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“would you like to try it?”

“No.”

Gold right there.

Urambo Tauro > Shift24 09/07/2016 at 10:12

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It makes a lot of sense. I’d probably want to be driving one too, when I reach that age. Simple, practical, good ride height, easy to get in and out of, and still a healthy bit of fun.

Shift24 > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 10:17

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One of the more popular 2 tone but still looks sharp, even though the pic looks a bit old

MonkeePuzzle > Mattbob 09/07/2016 at 10:25

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right. very eastwood “get off my lawn with your dumbass apps”

Shift24 > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 10:41

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Just thought about this.

Do you think when he pulls up to a light and some kid in riced out civic thinks he can take grandpa in his S15 Jimmy, and he says “you got to ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky? Well do yah punk?” And absolutely dusts him.

Shift24 > Urambo Tauro 09/07/2016 at 10:49

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Didn’t think about ride height but you are right it is pretty good if you think about it. Though the self leveling Suspension, intercooler, and Mitsubishi turbo might turn away some muscle car die hards

Urambo Tauro > Shift24 09/07/2016 at 10:56

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I was thinking more along the lines of driver comfort. At that age, you really don’t want to be bending down into low-slung cars, or climbing up into bro-trucks. You want to be able to slide right in, with a nice big door opening, too.

Mercedes Streeter > MonkeePuzzle 09/07/2016 at 13:15

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He may be completely out of touch with modern reality, but at least his car tastes are still intact. :D